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[pulsefiring]

[ 𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚘, 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘, 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚎𝚝𝚌. ]

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[abandonhumanity]

[The wrist won't do. Eren wrenches it free and slides down to tuck an arm around Caitlyn's waist instead. She won't have much time to protest before he's firing them off to the next landing, hook ready for another string of lives.]

They're animals. Why would I do anything for them?

[pulsefiring]

[ With an undignified noise she will definitely deny, she considers putting her arm around his neck but if he passes out, Cait will most definitely end up on the ground. So he just untangles a string of lights and pouts, getting them ready to string them once they reach the next landing, fixing them in place.

She pauses to tie her hair back again, now that it's been unceremoniously ruined by being flung around. ]

You are doing something for them right now, in case you weren't aware. [ Caitlyn just stares at him pointedly for a second. ] Or what do you call this?

[abandonhumanity]

Extortion. I think that was the word you used.

[pulsefiring]

[ Caitlyn fights the urge to roll her eyes. ] You don't perform menial tasks for extortion. At this point, they're extorting you, if this is all so against your will.

[ Considering she's counting on this man not dropping her to her death, the little voice in her head telling her not to push really wishes it was louder. ] Why do I have to teach you how extortion works?

[abandonhumanity]

You're the one who said it.

[He fights the urge to roll his eyes.]

If you want to put your soul into working for a bunch of pigs, be my guest.

[He fires them off to another landing, tossing lights once again.]

This is already double what they deserve.

[pulsefiring]

You agreed, so I assumed you knew what that meant.

[ Caitlyn does not fight the urge to roll her eyes, and she sighs, too, for good measure. ]

Stringing a few lights is hardly putting my soul into it. [ While she is here, mostly, for the money, she thinks admitting that will only be used to prove his point, so she withholds it. ]

It's really not that bad.

[ Caitlyn secures the string of lights before they're flung off to another ledge. ]

[abandonhumanity]

[To the next ledge they go, and then Eren turns to her.]

It bothers you when they don't look right, doesn't it?

[pulsefiring]

I don't want it to look horrible, so yes. It bothers me.

[ Caitlyn takes pride in her work, even things as simple as stringing lights. She frowns, adjusting another string and fastening it. ]

I would prefer not to have my name attached to something unsightly.

[abandonhumanity]

It really bothers you.

[He wants to bother her - so, that's all he says, raising an eyebrow at the anal-retentive woman.]

[pulsefiring]

Do you enjoy repeating yourself?

[ That annoys her too, but she's doing her best not to show it, which means she is, with the little crease in her brow, as she pointedly doesn't look at his face and fusses with the string of lights. ]

[abandonhumanity]

It really, really bothers you.

[He can do this all night, ever the twelve-year-old moron.]

[pulsefiring]

No.

[ It's not entirely believable, considering the way it's clear she's doing her best not frown as deeply as she wants to. ]

[abandonhumanity]

Leave one sloppy. I dare you.

[pulsefiring]

No. That would be even worse than leaving them all looking lazy and half-done.

[ She frowns. Caitlyn doesn't want to lose but she isn't doing a shitty job either just to prove a point. ]

[abandonhumanity]

You're a coward.

[This is fun.]

[pulsefiring]

Wanting to do a good job isn't cowardly. But going out of your way to help people, and then saying you don't care for them is.

[ Try that on for size. ]

hehe...we can wrap

[abandonhumanity]

[It fits, but not because of a bunch of disappointed gelflings. If Eren looks like he feels bad, it's only due to secondhand embarrassment.]

That almost sounds like you're expecting me to cave and admit I love goblins.

Sorry. That won't happen.

[At any rate:]

Take all the time you like.

[He releases his hold on her and turns his back.]

I'm getting it over with and taking their cords.

[And then he fires himself off onto the next platform, then the next, then the next.

[Good luck, Caitlyn. <3]

🎀! works for me!

[pulsefiring]

You could have fooled me.

[ Caitlyn just arches an eyebrow at him. ]

I will, thank you.

[ Getting her footing, she watches him launch himself off in a different direction and she mentally maps the trajectory to check it later because, yes, she is going to check his work even if it takes her the rest of the night.

In the meantime, she finishes securing this string before getting ready to move on, admittedly much slower than before but she's stubborn and she'll finish this, so help her. ]